thefuuuucomics:

i am so pissed

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crowofmurder:

THE GOBLET OF FIRE

crowofmurder:

THE GOBLET OF FIRE

britnayy:

jackiecello23:

rabalogy:

Some Lady Rainicorn Translations.

Lady has the best lines but nobody realizes it because she speaks Korean. 

Ooh Lady, you naaastyyyy

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

princess-caboose:

mrdecraprio:

excuse you

wHO DID THIS.

lohvleelunatic:

phibbnewton:

scoot scoot scoot

Look at this cute little fucker go

lohvleelunatic:

phibbnewton:

scoot scoot scoot

Look at this cute little fucker go

2,320,377 plays

k-lionheart:

harrystylesontheflipside:

petersonlylostgirl:

warblerlandredvines36:

allmymisery:

Every single one of your actions suddenly becomes epic when you listen to this

I play this in my car while I’m driving.

I’m getting married and walking down the aisle to this song

I decided this a long time ago

Try petting the cats to this.

Ima just gon reblog this a seventh time okay

Everytime I hear this I want to spontaneously jump on a table and begin a battle


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SOMEONE BRING ME MY SWORD. BECAUSE TODAY, LADS *EXTREME ZOOM IN* WE GO TO WAR!!

tastefullyoffensive:

[thejesskat]