baluchx:

this accurately describes my life.

assortedtrolls:

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

assortedtrolls:

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

Error

booksandwildthings:

Deadpool Test Footage (x)

In case you haven’t hear yet, this is going to be an actual Deadpool movie.

magic-bowtie-dreams-221b:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility

burning-felidae:

I just found this on my computer

burning-felidae:

I just found this on my computer

cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless

cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless

Nurse Markiplier’s blowjob exploits

markiplier:

cutieplier:

"Years ago in Vietnaaaamm, they used to let women into the army if they had a beard. So I went in knowing that the only way I’d survive is to infiltrate the Vietcong via their dicks. I dug into their tunnels and then when I went down there, it was just a big orrrgy. Just a big pile of them, that’s how they make so many. Long story short, I sucked their diiicks"

(x)

My goodness… did I say these words?

alpacalypse:

Steal Her Loch:

actually no i can’t do this sorry

impossiblycastiel:

Steal Her Look: Dancing Emoji
Marchesa silk gazar gown ($6,950)
Casadei pumps ($1,300)

impossiblycastiel:

Steal Her Look: Dancing Emoji


Marchesa silk gazar gown ($6,950)

Casadei pumps ($1,300)